forgot to shave

well once again i thought i was late to school so i rushed getting ready and i forgot to shave! Its only a matter of time, before someone probably coach olson or Mr. Trevino who will notice and make me shave with that dull cheap plastic single blade razor and that edge shaving cream. I shudder at the thought of that little yellow razor dragging across my cheek... and then the razor burn for the rest of the day that makes your face feel raw and irritated . Its coming I can feel it. Hiding around the cornerin the restroom they are watching........ waiting ........... Ill be lucky if my beard lives till tomorrow.